Tortoises giving their opinions on nice legs and daisy dukes.
A honking tortoise having a ball
“What’s that squeaking noise?”
The whole world round, tortoises want to hump footwear.
I KNEW THIS SONG WAS FAMILIAR (Also, tortoise, but whatev.)
Pretty sure all of the things I post are tortoises. I can’t say I really thought it through when I named this blog. I blame the “I like turtles!” kid.
Taylor Swift and a turtle.
Silly turtle. Coconuts are for eating.
Added the tag “video” to posts making it easier for you to play a bunch of videos at once and create a giant turtle orgy on your computer.
What is it about shoes?
Normally, I don’t like videos of fake turtles humping things, but I’ll make an exception for a robotic turtle made out of K’nex because that takes effort. Also, someone’s doing a great impression in the background.
Trying to update on Wednesdays given it’s humpday and all. We’ll see how long that lasts.
I know some people are wondering why this is a blog and I’m wondering why there are so many videos of turtles humping intimate objects, so everyone wins. But since there are so many videos and turtles make funny noises, I figured I’d make it easier for people to watch multiple videos at once because that’s a really funny thing to do.
And now you know.
